Groupon offers to name your baby for $1,000 | THE JEENYUS CORNER

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Would you pay $1,000 for a company to name your baby? (Groupon.com)

The deal-of-the-day site Groupon is offering a most unusual purchase opportunity that is sure to generate attention and controversy. For $1,000, Groupon will name your baby “Clembough.”

In the product’s description, Groupon explains:

“All too often, the importance of a child’s name takes a backseat to other “needs” such as food, shelter, and clothing. Groupon, the World’s Foremost Authority in Baby Naming™, has stepped up to address this issue. Upon your child’s birth, Groupon will relieve you of the burden of naming your baby by bestowing a specially selected, custom first name upon your infant son or daughter. Purchasers will e-mail Groupon with their voucher number, and we will e-mail you back with a name for your child based on the name’s aesthetic value and for how it might look emblazoned on a trophy one day—for a child named by Groupon will grow tall and proud, and he or she will be a beacon of hope in a world that is in such desperate need of one. Don’t settle for non-Groupon-approved names such as Kevin or Bridget—let us gift your sweet child with a moniker for the ages.”

via Groupon offers to name your baby for $1,000 | The Sideshow – Yahoo! News.


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2 comments on “Groupon offers to name your baby for $1,000 | THE JEENYUS CORNER

  1. The question is, how does someone smart enough to have a cool grand just lying around end up making such a wack decision as to pay for a service the average human being can do themselves in a few minutes? Names matter and they have blessings from God , don’t let a corporation milk you and bless your child with a corporate name, it is bad omen. Ask God instead.

    • My thoughts exactly! Thanks for your input! I love it when any of the readers comment, and share their thoughts and views. When I heard about this, I had to post it, just to show people how dumb others can bee sometime. I certainly agree with your sentiment about names being blessings from God. A child is a blessing from God, and the people in this world have lost sight of that. Once again, thanks for your comment! If you want to keep up with new posts on the blog, you can follow us on twitter @jeenyuscorner and on facebook: http://facebook.com/jeenyuscorner or you can just subscribe for email updates. there should be a link on the top of the home page if you want to go that route.


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